So...in kindergarten, my fashion icon was Dwayne Wayne.
Can you blame me? Look at that bold pattern mixing and matching and that confident pose. But the accessory that sealed the deal was those sweet glasses that flipped up. My mom even found me a pair and I wore them everywhere (until they were lost on a family vacation...I'm still heartbroken) .
I guess I never forgot those glasses, because I definitely purchased the nerdiest replacement possible (they don't flip up--they CLIP ON):
Here they are in action: