* Are you drunk? (The person I'm asking is generally not drunk.)
* I'm drunk. (I am generally not drunk while saying this, but I have made an error of some sort.)
* If ____________ (place, thing) had a peepee I would marry it.
* ...like...
* ...well...
* I found this kitty on Craigslist, and...
* Seriously. Seriously? Seriously!
* You want to hear something crazy?
* Sonofabitch.
* Fantastic.
More words phrases TK, probably/possibly.
8 comments:
Maybe it's because I start slurring after one SIP of wine, that I can totally relate to the "I'm drunk" phrase. Oh yeah, and I say "oh yeah" and "totally relate" too much
Once I got started with my list, it actually scared me. I was like, "Do I ever say anything original or do I just repeat the same things over and over?"
This morning I discovered that I say "blah de blah" all the time. Also, "here's the thing..."
I also do IM speak and am fully aware that it drives people crazy. I say oh-em-gee pretty often. And since that TV commercial for some cell phone ("Grandma, who could you be texting?"..."IDK my BFF Rose") I say that a lot too.
I am a big fan of the oh-em-gee thing myself. I like to think I use it ironically...but then I realize that I use it in the same contexts as the 12-year-olds who popularized it.
kelly totally says blah de blah. and now i say it too. damn you.
we should start saying "idk my bff klj" that would be some super text lingo.
I would marry text lingo if it had a peepee.
idk my bff klj just might catch on!
Maybe we could IM-speak the blah de blah? It would save time and all that BdB.
Indeed.
I'm drunk.
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